Be Proud to be a Mason
Over the centuries many well known men have been members of our
Noble Craft. For a few moments, please allow your imaginations to run wild and
consider what may take place at the Installation of The Celestial Lodge,
otherwise known as the Grand Lodge Above.
Even though it was late fall, there was a warm breeze blowing and the sun was
setting behind the Lodge Hall. Gathered in the parking lot filled with their
works were Bros
Henry Ford, Ransom Olds, Walter Chrysler, John Willys and Andre Citroen.
The only vehicle missing was
Bro Hart Massey's
tractor.
Greeting members in the entrance hall was
Bro Cliff
Arquette
of Charley Weaver fame and
Bro Ed Wynn.
In the boardroom, a group of senior DeMolays were gathered including
Bros Walter Disney, Chet Huntley, Wendell Corey, Van Johnson, Robert Cummings,
John Steinbeck, Fred McMurray and John Cameron Swayze.
King Gillette,
razor in hand, passed the lodge caretaker who was having a minor problem with
his vacuum cleaner, which was quickly cleared up with the help of its inventor,
Bro Frank Hoover,
while at the other end of the hallway
Bros Emmett Kelly, Clyde Beatty and all seven of the Ringling Bros
were discussing the Shrine Circus.
Taking a quick look into the Banquet Hall,
Bros John Molson, Frederick Pabst and Joseph Schlitz
were busy rolling in some kegs of beer for
Bros Sam Bronfman,
late President of Seagrams Distillers, who was setting up the bar for the
Festive Board to follow the Ceremony.
Bro
Colonel Harland Sanders
was cooking up a storm in the kitchen and it was an easy guess as to what the
evening meal would consist of .
The orchestra members for the dance to follow the Banquet were tuning. Members
of this All-Star group included leader
Paul Whiteman, WC Hardy, Nat King Cole, Irving Berlin, George M Cohan, Cyril
Stapleton, Duke Ellington, Louis Armstrong, Count Basie and Al Jolson.
Tonight's performance would be M.C.ed by
Bros Arthur Godfrey
and
Danny Thomas.
Magical
Bros Harry Houdini and Harry Blackstone
were setting up their props while
Bros WC Fields, Oliver Hardy, Bud Abbott, Harpo Marx, and Foster Brooks
were fine tuning their comedy routines for tonight's show which was being
produced by
Bros Cecil B DeMille, Flo Ziegfeld, Louis B Mayer, Hall Wallis and DW Griffiths.
A number of sports celebrities were gathering together, including
Bros Abe Saperstein,
creator of the Harlem Globetrotters, who was explaining his version of the game
to
Bro James Naismith,
the inventor of the game. They were joined by baseballers
Bros Charles Ebbetts, Ty Cobb, Branch Rickey and Cy Young,
the first pitcher to be inducted into the Baseball Hall of Fame.
A little further along the hall was an array of masons dressed in knee breeches,
lace cuffs and powdered wigs, others in tuxedos, including
Bros Kit Carson, Davey Crockett and Buffalo Bill Cody,
clad in their familiar buckskins,
Chiefs Crazy Bull, Tecumseh and Joseph Brant
in their native attire. Most colourful are the military uniforms of
Lord Nelson, Lord Cornwallis, Captain James Cook, the Duke of Wellington and
John Paul Jones.
I was gazing in awe at these members of Celestial Lodge, when the Grand Master,
MW Bro Harry Truman,
appeared from the preparation room accompanied by
Bros John Jacob Astor, Luther Burbank, JC Penney, Adlai Stevenson and Jennings
Bryan.
Bro John Diefenbaker
had just signed the Tyler's Register with one of Bro John Shaeffer's
pens. He was accompanied by
Bros Robert Borden and RB Bennett.
fellow Canadian Prime Ministers, and by
Bro Joe
Smallwood
of Newfoundland.
At this time, the Tyler,
Bro J Edgar Hoover,
informed the brethren that the meeting was about to come to order.
On entering the lodge room the brethren were greeted by the Inner Guard,
Bro Paul Revere.
Seated already were polar explorers,
Robert F Scott
of England and
Bro Richard E Bird
of the United States, together with
Matthew G Perky
and Canada's
Henry Larsen. Bro Charles Lindbergh
could be seen in deep conversation with
Bros Hap Arnold, Gus Grissom, Eddie Rickenbaker and Charles Kingsford-smith.
From the Junior Warden's station came a burst of laughter.
Bro Will Rogers
had brought broad smiles to the faces of the Royal personages gathered around
him, including
George 1, Frederick the .Great, Gustav V of Sweden and George VI.
To the right of the Junior Warden's chair, architect
Sir Christopher Wren
was joined by Statue of Liberty sculptor,
Frederic Bartholdi.
Bros Norman Vincent Peale and Peter Marshall,
who would assume the Chaplain's duties this evening, were in conversation with
the DuPonts, Peter and Victor, and the Rothschilds, James and Nathan.
Gathered around the Secretary's desk,
Bro Rudyard Kipling
was discussing the evening's proceedings with
Bro Robert Burns,
who was to give one of the Charges assisted by
Bro Mark Twain.
Also taking part were
Bros Conan Doyle, Walter Scott, Samuel Johnson, Alexander Pope and Robert
Service.
The Grand Organist,
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart,
was discussing last minute changes with
Bros Gilbert and Sullivan.
Bros Clark Gable, Peter Sellers, Wallace Beery, Douglas Fairbanks and Brian
Donleavy
were discussing boxing with champions Jack
Dempsey, Jack Johnson and Sugar Ray Robinson.
Another small group, in the persons of
Bros John Wayne, Hoot Gibson and Tom Mix,
were listening to Bro William Thaddeus Phillips, also known as Butch
Cassidy.
The founding members,
Bros George Washington, Sir John A MacDonald, Guiseppe Garibaldi, Benito Jaurez,
John Hancock and Ben Franklin
were seated in the East. They have been joined by
Sir Stamford Raffles,
founder of Singapore. The
Generals, Omar Bradley, Jimmy Doolittle, George C Marshall, John Pershing and
Douglas McArthur,
take their seats next to
Franklin Roosevelt
and
Winston Churchill.
The Lodge Treasurer,
Bro Henry Knox
was busy collecting dues from
Bros Thomas E Dewey and William McKinley.
The Master,
MW
Bro HRH The Duke of Connaught,
has rapped the gavel to call the Lodge to order and it is now time for us to
depart. With one last took at this brilliant assembly, one wonders what the
public's perception of Freemasonry might be if they were able to visit
such a lodge.
Be PROUD to be a Mason,
Let people know what a GREAT
Organization it is.